collegehumor:

Don’t Try On Condoms Sign

They better accept “barely used” as a reason for return.

collegehumor:

Elmo Stalks Newborn Baby

Hell no, Elmo. To the basement of forgotten toys you go.

collegehumor:

Seaman Avenue and Cumming Street

What a bad place to build a junior high school.

whitewhine:

It’s tough out there for Ye.

Pisa me off

itsfullofstars:

This image of Earth (on the left) and the moon (on the right) was taken by NASA’s Juno spacecraft on Aug. 26, 2011, when the spacecraft was about 6 million miles (9.66 million kilometers) away. It was taken by the spacecraft’s onboard camera, JunoCam. The solar-powered Juno spacecraft lifted off from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida on Aug. 5 to begin a five-year journey to Jupiter.

Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech 

Where the fuck are all of the stars?

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Work of Art: Alexa Meade paints people to look like paintings. Brilliant. I thought this was Pauly D at first glance.

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Zombie Bite Tattoo

omgbryan:

I need this..

theclearlydope:

If the 1987 version of Josh could see Mario now, I bet he wouldn’t stress so much about saving the damn princess.